chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

Evans, two percent of your tweets are about you missing cool things happening in space. Get your shit together, man!

chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

Evans, two percent of your tweets are about you missing cool things happening in space. Get your shit together, man!

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simplysweet07:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD….
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

simplysweet07:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD….

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

(Source: headlikeanorange)

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Avoiding other people was his new goal in life.

Thomas, The Maze Runner Chapter 28

I am him. He is me. We are one.

(via strictly-chaotic)

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notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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00sjams:

Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride | From Lilo & Stitch

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steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

(Source: nvcr-weather)

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Might actually turn this thing in on time!!!!

pasted the 5 page minimum on my research paper *It’s raining men halleluiah!*